It was early when I dropped Joshua off at JFK Terminal 4, we said our goodbyes and wished each other well. As I drove away I said to myself, “You have to do it! You need to go to Trump Tower and at least flip off the Orange One’s Tower!” I found myself on The 678 and then the 495 and finally at the Midtown Tunnel.
I made a right onto 3rd Ave and was quickly pulled over by a New York City’s finest. Once he took a look at my California driver’s license and rental agreement, he said, “This isn’t California. There are no right turns on reds unless posted. I’m letting you off.” I thanked him and he said, “Where ya heading to?” I replied, “Trump Tower to flip off the building.” He smiled and said, “Yeah, you aren’t the only one but don’t do that. You look smart don’t be a moron.”
His use of my favorite word, moron, made me change course and with his words of advice, I aborted my mission and headed to the Holland Tunnel back to New Jersey. I figure Mr. Trump will sooner or later get his and me sticking my finger out of the car window would be totally an act of a moron. Trump and his Claretta Petacci (Google her) will either be a total success or hanging upside down in Trump Plaza… this too will pass